segunda-feira, 31 de janeiro de 2011

A outra década...

Hello everyone! How are you doing? I'm a bit worried, but fine as well!

Why is that worry about? Well, actually it is basically cuz even in my holidays I have lots of things to do...I cannot say it is boring, I am worried because I don't know how it is gonna finish! I don't know what God is planning to this Camping, I wish I could know all this, but I don't...well, maybe it is better, maybe I wouldn't comprehend His plans...
Today was an awesome day! I cried! Geez, I cannot remember when was the last time I cried! Wanna know why? Well, actually it was not just because just one single thing, but lots of...
Cried for me and also for the others, cried for some people I've never seen before, cried for things I had cried before and thought I would never cry again...

Ok, forget it! Hahahaha

Wanna know about the title? Did you realized the title is in portuguese and the text is in english? I wouldn't! I would read the title and the text and would not mind se começasse a aparecer some text in portuguese! Actually it is because both línguas are walking and talking in my head! Sometimes, used to happen when I am angry, I start to think in english, and not in portuguese! I don't know why, but it happens! English is not even my native language! Well, I think english is much easier and simple than portuguese! Deeply easier to express how I feel and what I want! Maybe that is the reason I started to write in english, it's way easier! Maybe I'm writing in english for laziness and not cuz I'm practicing! Jajajaja

Ok, let me try again...wanna know about the title? If you thought I got 30, you are deeply WRONG! HAHAHAHA, I'm 20 now (:
Wanna know how do I feel about that? I will answer you! N O T H I N G!
Yeah, I am just the same! I received lots of messages on Facebook and one of the messages was:


Vaca louca!!!!!!!!!
Parabeeeeeeeeeeeensss.. tudo de melhor ai pra vc!!
Que vc seja menos zuado com mais esse ano de vida (oq eu duvido, mas nao custa desejar ne) huauaauau



Well...I don't think I will exactly the same but I really feel the same! I swear, nothing change! No magic, no pain! A friend of mine told me something I started to think about...she told me "One year less!". I know it is just a joke, but it is right! Each year I complete is a year over! Geez...that is sad! Hahahaha


To all of you who sent me messages, I am really really thankful! I really appreciate the time you spent to send me a message! All I can say is: Thank you very much! (:
I wish I could hug all of you, if you did not give me a hug, you can do it anytime! Won't expire, I promise! (:


Ok, enough for today? Enjoy some pics and videos!


This is from the zoo! (:
Giraffe


Another one from zoo!
Zebra


And this is from...yeah, you are right! From the zoo!
Teiú


Beat him!



Try to have a nice tequila as him!



Ok, all for now!


Hope you enjoy (:


Please leave a comment! Baaai! Xoxo

sábado, 15 de janeiro de 2011

Minha nada mole vida...

Hello everyone! Today I'm gonna write in portuguese cuz it's about something that happened to me today and I really want you to know how exactly it was...so, here I go!

Hoje eu ligay pra TIM pra ativar um pacote de mensagens SMS e a atendente que agora eu sei porque é atendente de call center e que continuará nessa, ou pior, por um bom tempo super inteligente disse: 


"Só um momento senhor." 


E esqueceu ou não sabia porque provavelmente deve achar que quando não se está usando o super apetrecho ele simplesmente para de funcionar! de deixar o microfone no mute, aí eu só ouvi um tititi e várias vozes femininas fofocando falando:


"Acho que você não merece ficar com ele." 


E coisas do tipo...E eu calmamente entenda puto dizendo:


"VOCÊ TÁ CONVERSANDO ENQUANTO ME ATENDE? FAZ LOGO MEU PEDIDO E CONVERSA DEPOIS CARAmbolas!"


Mas a graciosa imbecil atentende não estava com o fone, e quando ela colocou as budegas nas orelhas eu gentilmente perguntei gritei:


"MANO, VC TÁ MESMO CONVERSANDO OU É SÓ IMPRESSÃO MINHA?"


E a moça mocoronga, desgraçada, incompetente tem a coragem pra mim é muito mais burrice do que coragem de responder:


"Ah, eram as meninas aqui do lado." 




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Pausa pra abrir um parênteses...


(O que será que passa ou não passa na cabeça provavelmente vazia de uma pessoa um animal que diz uma coisa dessas? Como ter amor por uma pessoa que fez isso com você? Como acreditar que infelizmente isso não é anormal no mundo de hoje? Se isso nunca aconteceu com vocês, POR QUE ACONTECEU COMIGO?)


E eu na minha maior calma possível com vontade de passar uma folha sulfite entre os dedos das mãos e dos pés, martelar o dedinho do pé, queimar os cabelos e só pra terminar bem, dar uma voadora na cara da cruz-credo, disse:


"PARA DE CONVERSAR E TERMINA LOGO MEU ATENDIMENTO! FALA COM AS 'MENINAS' DEPOIS POxavida."


Ela terminou a porcaria do negócio que nem eu lembrava mais o que eu tinha pedido e quando ela terminou eu gentilmente ironicamente comentei:


"Pronto, pode ir conversar com as meninas agora."


E desligay...


Hell yeah, this story is real and happened to me just today! I have the name, but I think it is just fake, and also the protocol number, but of course I won't write it here (:


Well, comment if you want to!


Here goes some pics and nice videos for you! Hope you enjoy it (;


Here is a group of some korean friends of mine! They made an awesome showcase on the TV Show "Se Ela Dança, Eu Danço" and they are in the next stage of this competition! They are called Reborn, they are christians btw (;



AZO, a really crazy and amazing guy! He is able to do lots of things you probably can't! I dunnot blame you, I can't as well...hahaha



A racist scene, try to watch till the end, I'm sure you will show to your friends...



Another pics of some fireworks (:
2011


Fireworks


And a pic from the beach! It is in Guaratuba and in the pic is my uncle and two cousins!
Beach


Well, hope to see you soon! I'll go to Sorocaba early in the morning, maybe 6:00 am, to the planning of AIESEC Sorocaba for 2011!


And I wish a nice test to all of the people who is trying to join in Unicamp! Hope to shave your hair soon, guys (;


Xoxo

terça-feira, 11 de janeiro de 2011

Las Malvinas son Argentinas!

Hallo leute! This is an old post I was writing but I had to go to somewhere to do something and well, did not finish this nutty story! Haha, hope you enjoy!

Oooooooooe, wazzup guys! Geez, I just returned from a crazy trip I had with my dad to Argentina and Uruguay, BY CAR!

It was AWESOME, even the final result being FAILED, it was unutterable! All this insanity started in São Bernardo do Campo, on saturday at 1:30 pm I guess...we were planning this trip kinda one week before, but it was not confirmed till this time cuz we were plannin to go on sunday and return on tuesday! The purpose to all this madness was to take a sample of some kind of beans in Buenos Aires, and if everything got ok, Brazil would start to buy those seeds from Argentina to produce it in Brazil, well, ok...but by airplane it would not work, because it was a big amount of seeds to carry...so, we had to try by earth!
We decided to go on sat, but it was already sat...it was kinda 1:30 pm and we decided to just organize our stuff and take a lil nap to go asap! We left home nearly by 3:45 am, I was still not believin I was gonna help my pa to do that...I don't even speak spanish as well! My spanish is kinda basis on basic! I am just able to understand everything, but Im bit slow to answer things, and also my vocabulary is not so good...haha, nuts!

Ok, we crossed south of Brazil, crossed Santa Catarina under a very heavy unstoppable rain, crossed Rio Grande do Sul and just stopped a few kilometers of the frontier, slept for a few hours in a hotel in Uruguaiana - Rio Grande do Sul acreditem, a cidade da fronteira do Brasil com Argentina chama Uruguaiana...hahaha, had a good coffee and tried to go to Argentina, but we had to return cuz we didn't have kinda insurance green card to join there...ok, we were lucky and took it in a couple of hours, and finally got into the tierra de nuestros hermanos! The policemen stopped us for SIX times, just because we were from Brazil, in a brazilian car...well, let me tell you something really cool, somebody maybe brazilian trolled the argentines for ever! LOL
The reason? Well, I'm quite sure they don't follow their laws, but they should carry two triangles I am not really sure if they call that as triangles in english, but never mind! I know you got it cuz you, who is reading my blog, might be brazilian! Hahahaha, a 1st aid kit and a steel rope to tow someone (?). Well, I googled it when we were in Brazil and also found we had to carry two white sheets to put on supposed victims of accidents, and hell yeah, I thought it was an absurd and it really was! We got into the argentine consulate to ask the veracity of those informations and they gave us a document which was written:

THERE IS NO LAW IN ARGENTINA WHICH OBLIGATES YOU TO CARRY TWO WHITE SHEETS

LOL, someone created this bullshit and now everyone asks to them, so they had to create a doc to warn everyone it is a LIE! SUCK THAT, ARGENTINA! (;

A funny video to break this long text (:


Well, those dirty policemen fined us in almost R$150,00 cuz we did not have two triangles...bah, we just paid the fine and left, we know they were trying to get some money from us, but I will NEVER give money to them, all I would tell them is "BURN IN HELL, YOUR ASSHOLE!", ok, maybe that's not the best I could say but that's what I'd like to...
Ok, we returned to the road and stopped in a gas station and bought another triangle and the 1st aid kit and the steel rope, well, you can check our shoppings just under the text! (:
The road till Buenos Aires was not so calm, the policemen stopped us maybe a couple of times after the fine, but we were using the last one as a excuse, hoping they feel a bit of...mercy maybe! Hahaha, well, we got into Buenos Aires and found the hotel we would stay, left our things, took a shower and gone to a bar to have a good beer...well, I really have to say I've never had such a good conversation with my dad! Well, maybe God was just planning this trip to give us that single moment! Ok, maybe not just THAT moment, but this whole travel! We talked a lot well, if we had just kept the silence during almost 5000 km, that would be the worst-crazy-nuts-travel-by-car-from-São-Bernardo-to-Buenos-Aires-in-a-Uno-Mille EVER! Hahah
In the next day we took the seeds and started to go home yeah, we stayed there just one day! CRAZY, I know...
After that, on the road again, but still close to Buenos Aires, the policemen were already stopping us again...hell yeah, we knew they would not allow us to go in peace back to Brazil...well, we were stopped by 3 times I guess when we stopped to put some gas in the car and have a coffee when we decided to get out of Argentina ASAP! We checked it on the internet and saw we were just a few kilometers from Uruguay, and we remade our planning and took the way to Uruguay!
When we got to the border, they did not allow us to join in Uruguay with those seeds, and well, when we just stopped the car to give the documents to them I saw a very big and readable board, which was telling to all the people able to read that was not allowed to exchange nourishing things! Ok, in this moment I saw God telling me we would not bring those seeds to Brazil!
When we took off all the seeds, we felt much better, we were so relieved! After that our journey become way better, in Uruguay we were not stopped! Not even once! I'm not complaining about that, it's just an observation! (:

We bought a GPS in Argentina cuz we didn't know anything about that country, and it was way easier to go to anywhere! And there was the map of Uruguay there, thats helped us a lot to choose this way to go home, and well, we just putted the address of the city which was the border to Brazil and we were just goin in this direction...when we were close to there, we started to saw some boarders about the custom between Brazil and Uruguay, and we were following them and also checking on the GPS...but the GPS was always losing his signal and it was already late...we decided to sleep in a hotel and take our way back just in the morning, when we found a hotel, I just started asking about the price in spanish, well, believe me, it's not that hard! Hahaha and the attendant was talking to me in a very similar accent...kinda south brazilian portuguese! Bah, WE WERE ALREADY IN BRAZIL! Thats why the GPS was failing! lol
In the morning we walked a lil bit and we saw that there was no frontier! It was just a small square with the flags for you, to take a picture!
That place was an absurd, kinda opened sky duty free! Lots of things being sold without taxes! We joined in Uruguay several times, and also to Brazil as well...we had our lunch in Uruguay and after that gone to Porto Alegre, our next and last, and I can't forget to say: our best pit stop...

We stopped in Porto Alegre in my uncle's place, I never visited him and his family, they always go to São Paulo and nobody goes to Porto Alegre! Of course it is way easier if they go cuz they are just four! You have to agree with me now, we were so close to them and we HAD to stop there! Even if it was just to say hello! my dad was not planning this, but I begged him so much that he finally surrendered!
Well, all the moments were awesome, unfortunately my cousin was not there cuz she was in Rio to make the things about her visa to London, but I could enjoy some good and unique moments with my cousin! We played Wii and another game on a arcade, before having dinner, in the restaurant!
I also talked a lot with my uncle, well, I can call him as a really nice friend, not just an uncle! (:

In the next day we woke up, had breakfast with my uncle and his family and returned to São Bernardo...our final destination! I was sooooooo tired, I drove just for a few hours, my dad finished the journey when we finally got home. We just parked the car, locked the gate and lied each one in its own bed...we were really exausted!

Well, thats my story! It IS true and I KNOW IT WAS AN INSANITY! Hahahaha, hope you enjoy this with me!
Some people were following all this in my twitter!

You might be askin why the title is "Las Malvinas son Argentinas" if I didn't mention anything about something about this! Well, during the road, we found lots of boards with this phrase! I know it is nuts, I really thought they were idiots to put those things, spending public money to do it...if you don't believe me, just write the title on Google Images! You will find this:

























Cool, isn't? Well, maybe they were bothering us cuz I'm british! Well, we will never know, but I would not discuss if that was the reason! Hahahah

Here goes another good videos and some pics! Enjoy it and comment if possible (:

Funny and nuts japanese dancers! Hahaha


A nice A Cappella!


A pic from the border of Brazil and Uruguay!




















This is in a house of a friend of mine, in Guaratuba, really close to the beach (:
Noite

New year fireworks!
Fireworks

When we were crossing Santa Catarina (:
Chuva

A park in Paulista Avenue
Avatar

Light painting!
Árvorezinha

Baaai!